Fake Steve Jobs est vraiment en forme aujourd’hui. Voici ce qu’il a à dire aujourd’hui:
I mean I appreciate the love, I guess, not really, but anyway … I’m sorry. I’m losing my train of thought. Point is, you’re supposed to be Apple faithful. Our motto is “Think Different.” Not “Stand in line like a bunch of fucking sheep.” Comprende? Oh and then you’ll all barge into the hall and you’ll bleat and moan and gasp and faint at every little thing I say, no matter how trivial or easy, no matter whether it’s innovative or just a copy of some feature that other products have had for years.
You know what? I hate each and every one of you. There. I said it. I’ve wanted to say that for years and now I have. You smug pricks, you phony hippies, thinking you’re all so cool and smart and hip because you’re sitting there at an Apple event when really you’re just a bunch of poser frigtards who don’t know shit about technology and haven’t the slightest idea of how these products are made or how much work goes into them or the huge effort involved and how hundreds of engineers have given up years of their lives so that you can have your pretty little toys.
