Articles taggés humour

9 juin 2008

Confession de Fake Steve Jobs à propos des campeurs devant le Moscone Center

Fake Steve Jobs est vraiment en forme aujourd’hui. Voici ce qu’il a à dire aujourd’hui:

I mean I appreciate the love, I guess, not really, but anyway … I’m sorry. I’m losing my train of thought. Point is, you’re supposed to be Apple faithful. Our motto is “Think Different.” Not “Stand in line like a bunch of fucking sheep.” Comprende? Oh and then you’ll all barge into the hall and you’ll bleat and moan and gasp and faint at every little thing I say, no matter how trivial or easy, no matter whether it’s innovative or just a copy of some feature that other products have had for years. 

You know what? I hate each and every one of you. There. I said it. I’ve wanted to say that for years and now I have. You smug pricks, you phony hippies, thinking you’re all so cool and smart and hip because you’re sitting there at an Apple event when really you’re just a bunch of poser frigtards who don’t know shit about technology and haven’t the slightest idea of how these products are made or how much work goes into them or the huge effort involved and how hundreds of engineers have given up years of their lives so that you can have your pretty little toys.

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Confession: I secretly despise the idiots who camp out overnight for my keynotes

1 juin 2008

Citation de Jeffrey Zeldman

I used to come to this mall when I was 14. The teenaged girls scared the hell out of me back then. They still do.

Jeffrey Zeldman par Twitter

16 mai 2008

Réponse fictive à une lettre de candidature

Rien de tel qu’une webcam pour se défouler après une bonne journée.

3 mai 2008

Conan O’brien : GTA IV est moins violent que les versions précédentes

Excellent sketch en deux parties qui montre le nouveau GTA sous un jour un peu plus grand public.

19 avr 2008

Le blogging forcé

Le scandale du blogging forcé enfin révélé. De plus en plus de jeunes bloggers se font enlever et sont obligé de poster sur des blogs jusqu’à la mort, dans des conditions de vie horribles.

(via Boing Boing)

20 mar 2008

Le Forum de l’Association Internationale des Voyageurs dans le Temps

Quelques extraits d’une histoire par Desmond Warzel publiée sous la forme de posts dans un forum.

11/15/2104
At 14:52:28, FreedomFighter69 wrote:
Reporting my first temporal excursion since joining IATT: have just returned from 1936 Berlin, having taken the place of one of Leni Riefenstahl’s cameramen and assassinated Adolf Hitler during the opening of the Olympic Games. Let a free world rejoice!

At 14:57:44, SilverFox316 wrote:
Back from 1936 Berlin; incapacitated FreedomFighter69 before he could pull his little stunt. Freedomfighter69, as you are a new member, please read IATT Bulletin 1147 regarding the killing of Hitler before your next excursion. Failure to do so may result in your expulsion per Bylaw 223.

At 18:06:59, BigChill wrote:
Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what’s the harm?

At 18:33:10, SilverFox316 wrote:
Easy for you to say, BigChill, since to my recollection you’ve never volunteered to go back and fix it. You think I’ve got nothing better to do?

11/26/2104
At 18:26:18, Jason440953 wrote:
SilverFox316, you seem to know a lot about the rules; what are your thoughts on traveling to, say, Braunau, Austria, in 1875 and killing Alois Hitler before he has a chance to father Adolf? Mind you, I’m asking out of curiosity alone, since I already went and did it.

Voir la page (via kottke)

14 mar 2008

Faire cuire une dinde avec une ampoule et 4 DVD-R

Voici un de mes épisodes préférés issu d’une excellente série de vidéos où un MacGyver d’intérieur moderne (qui sort rarement de son appartement sauf pour acheter des bouts de ficelle et des outils). Vous allez enfin apprendre à faire cuire une dinde sans four, en utilisant seulement une ampoule, 4 DVD-R (double couche) et un peu de scotch.

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